There seems to be an epidemic in DC. LArge herds of people who seem completely unphased by the simple fact that people in this city walk both up and down the streets here. I don't think this is unique to DC - but apparently the people who visit here have no idea...
So, here is what I propose. When you see these large groups of people, please take one (or more) of the following:
1 - As the herd is walking to you; stand with your arms folded and refuse to move either way. (bonus points if you throw an elbow)
2 - Yell, the sidewalk is two ways as you are walking through the horde.
3 - Pull their hair as they walk by. Now, I have never tried this but I have always wanted to... Always.
These three simple steps are just the beginning.
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4 - Slap guys in their junk as you walk by yelling "Bangkok!" That'll clear out the crowds right quick.
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