Random Elevator Conversations - Intern arrival

So, it's that time of year. Interns infest our city to learn a little about politics, take over the world, meet a politician, end up like Chandra Levy or whatever interns do here all summer. Aren't we lucky?

Now, there are lots of complaints about interns. They're cheap. They crowd bar specials and harass perfectly good bartenders with exact change and no tip. They keep there badges and other credentials on while they are out drinking, at lunch, etc. They take casual Friday's to a whole new level. They are also very important (just ask them). Their internship is significant - they are not doing grunt work - but lunching with politicos on the hill. Okay - you get the point.


So, what are they good for? Well, that's an easy one. Overhearing the ridiculousness that spills from their mouths. I had my very first overheard conversation today while I was in the elevator.

Two youngins enter the elevator in a seemingly serious debate. I proceed to listen:

Girl: ...well i still maintain that coolness is an inherently male trait
Boy: it's not that coolness is inherently male, its that coolness is a socially acceptable male trait.
Girl: So you think it is less acceptable for a woman to be cool?
Boy: I think that it is a requirement for acceptance for men and not for women
Girl (while exiting the elevator) it's a classic chicken or egg dilemma...
Me: Shaking head and giggling
Man 1: (Asian man in late 40's in elevator with me)well that is a new one - what the hell were they talking about...

This is why we love interns. Seriously - hello Summer.